December 13, 2011

They should make a Successful Black Kid videogame

zombiecuddle:

jasencomstock:

for white dudes to play that would be like Nation-States.

it could be like day 1. make a choice:

1. you find $10, are you going to invest it in the stock market and be bored today so you have to study

or

2. buy drugs.

School is canceled today because some crackheads lit the gym on fire. Do you:

1. Catch up on back-issues of the economist on your personal computer,

or

2. Hit the studio with your boys to record some rap tunes.

The other kids keep making fun of you because you spend all your time in the library. Do you:

  1. Befriend a 40-year-old white guy who shares your priorities, or
  2. Cut somebody.